SERGEANT.COM

Yeah, that's my name. No, it's not for sale.

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MISSION BRIEF

DOCUMENT ID: SGT-DOM-001
CLASSIFICATION: DECLASSIFIED
SUBJECT: DOMAIN OWNERSHIP & STATUS
DATE: ONGOING

The domain sergeant.com is owned and operated by an actual person with the actual surname Sergeant. This is not a placeholder. This is not a parked domain. This is not a speculative investment awaiting a generous offer.

While this page may appear minimal, the domain is in continuous active use for email, subdomains, and various other operations that are none of your business. The fact that the homepage is a single page does not indicate vacancy. It indicates that the owner has better things to do than build a website to prove they're using their own name.

Acquisition requests have been received, reviewed, and denied at a rate that suggests the sender did not read this page. If you are currently composing an email with the subject line "Quick question about your domain," the answer is no.

THE OFFER REJECTION CENTER

Offers formally rejected to date: 0

DENIED

FIELD INTELLIGENCE

INTEL-001

THE DOMAIN

Registered. Active. In use. Not abandoned, not forgotten, not available. It has a purpose and that purpose is being a Sergeant's domain.

INTEL-002

THE NAME

Sergeant. It's a surname. Passed down through generations of people who have had to explain that yes, it's their real name, and no, they were never in the military.

INTEL-003

THE EMAIL

The domain powers email for people named Sergeant. If you're a Sergeant who wants a proper @sergeant.com address, get in touch. That part is negotiable.

FILE A REQUEST

GENERAL INQUIRIES

For legitimate questions, email forwarding requests, or anything that isn't an acquisition offer:

domaininfo@sergeant.com

PURCHASE OFFERS

You're still going to email about buying it, aren't you? Fine. Same address. But you've been warned.

domaininfo@sergeant.com