smolder • where domains pretend to date

hearts broken: 347+
Studio glamour portrait standing in for the domain sergeant.com, lit like a dating profile that knows it looks good
photo 2: my inbox, unretouched
offers@sergeant.com IMAP, sadly
Accepted 0
Rejected 347+
"Just name your price" lots
The Accepted folder has never held a message. It is the quietest place on the internet.
photo 3: framed, above the router
NOT
4SALE

Certificate of Unavailability

This certifies that sergeant.com is a surname, held by actual Sergeants, and is not now, was not then, and will not be for sale.

The family tree holds real veterans. The current registrant is not one of them; he just answers to Sergeant at the pharmacy and spells it, constantly.

signed, the Sergeants ("S as in Sam...")
SERGEANT.COM, TAKEN ✓
surname domain • 0 miles from the market, permanently

Long walks through DNS. Emotionally unavailable, legally unavailable, commercially unavailable. Not looking. Literally not on the market.

registered, in every sense never enlisted spells it every time MX records: strong
My ideal date
You, not emailing me.
Green flags I look for
The surname Sergeant. That is the whole list. If that's you, tap the gear up top and introduce yourself.
My most controversial opinion
Your offer was low. All of them were. Not because of the number.
Together, we could
Share a last name, and talk about an email address. Actually named Sergeant? Write to domaininfo@sergeant.com and we can talk. About five people have asked in twenty-eight years.

sergeant.com belongs to a real family named Sergeant. It is not for sale. Stop asking. Family inquiries, and only those, to domaininfo@sergeant.com.

LIKE
CORRECT
It's not a match
hearts broken +1
It's a match
S

SERGEANT.COM matched with you instantly. It has been waiting its whole life for this. Well, since 1998.

SERGEANT.COM
online, resolving
hey. actually a Sergeant? write to domaininfo@sergeant.com and we can talk
just now, first message ever sent