Mission Operations Control Room · SGT-1 GMT 000:00:00:00
Mission SGT-1 · Objective: remain a last name

Sergeant.com

StatusIN USEfamily email, every day
On orbit since1998mission year 28, same family
Countdown to saleT-09:00Holdbuilt-in hold, 1998 to present
Offers declined347all burned up on entry

Sergeant is our last name, and this is the family’s domain. It has carried our email every day since 1998. It is not parked and it is not for sale, so there is no launch window for an offer. Brokers, please stand down.

Systems Summary

CRT 1 · Flight
SGT-1 SYS SUMM 1MY 28 / 000:00:00
Vehicle
sergeant.com
Class
Surname
one family
Orbit
Stable
no burns planned
Payload
Email
flowing, all buses
For sale
No
Parked
No
small page, full crew
Rank aboard
None
it is a name
Offers tracked
347
survived entry: 0
Temptation
0.00
sensor checked twice
Asking price
M
no sensor fitted
M = missing data

Event Lights

Panel 2
Family name
In use
Mail flow
Renewal armed
Broker on loop
“Like the rank?”
Spell it again
Mail for “Sgt.”
For sale
Parked
Rank aboard
Tempted
Event lights nominal. 8 lit.

Go / No-Go

Flight Director Loop
Item: Sale of the domainPoll 0 of 5

FLIGHTStanding by. One item on the board.

Tape 347/1Page 1

SGT-1 AIR-TO-GROUND VOICE TRANSCRIPTION

14 02 11SGTOkay, Control, we’ve had an offer here.

14 02 19CCThis is Control. Say again, please.

14 02 24SGTControl, we’ve had an offer. Subject line reads “Quick question about your domain.”

14 02 31CCRoger. Stand by, SGT-1, we’re looking at it.

14 02 38CCSGT-1, Control. We’ve looked at it. Recommend no action.

14 02 42SGTCopy, no action.

14 09 05SGTControl, there’s mail aboard addressed to “Sgt. Sergeant.” Is there a Sgt. aboard?

14 09 13CCNegative, SGT-1. Just the Sergeant. Deliver as addressed.

14 31 50CCSGT-1, Control. You are go for another year.

14 31 55SGTRoger, go for another year. Same heading.

END OF TAPE

Channel F · Family Loop · Open

If your last name is Sergeant, this part is for you. Write in and say hello. We’re glad to talk about an address at sergeant.com.

About five Sergeants have asked since 1998. There is no queue.

domaininfo@sergeant.com

Everyone else: same address, and the answer on the domain is still the one at the top of the page.