sergeant.com is not for sale. Since 1998.

Rejectiøn

Never sold out. Since 1998.

Sergeant is our last name, and sergeant.com is where the family gets its email. It is in use every day. It is not for sale. Please stop asking.

1998Formed
347Offers rejected
0Sold
“Quick question about your domain.”
A domain broker
“Just following up on my last email.”
The same broker
“It doesn’t look like you’re doing much with it.”
An investor, on a family’s email

Tour

The Spelling It Out Loud Tour

  1. Tonight The pharmacy counter “Last name?” Then once more, slower. Free entry
  2. Daily A hotel front desk The reservation is under Sargent. It is always under Sargent. Doors 3 PM
  3. Daily A customer service line Unplugged. “S as in Sam, E as in Edward.” Forty minutes of hold music opens. Phone only
  4. Daily The mailbox Matinee. One envelope addressed to “Sgt.” All ages
  5. Daily A coffee shop Short set. The cup says “Sarge.” Free entry
  6. Nightly The inbox Residency, every night since 1998. Opening act: “Quick question about your domain.” Not for sale

Live at the Inbox

You are in the crowd

Live Offers rejected 347
House

The band is on. Somebody near the back is holding up a number.

The set is seven songs. It has been seven songs since 1998.

REJECTIØNTHE INBOX

  1. NO
  2. STILL NO
  3. QUICK QUESTION 0:04
  4. FOLLOWING UP
  5. LIKE THE RANK? slow one
  6. S-E-R-G-E-A-N-T all
  7. LAST NAME

ENCOREno.

Music

Three records, one answer

New album / out now / unavailable

Not for Sale

  1. 01Quick Question About Your Domain0:04
  2. 02Following Up on My Previous Email0:04
  3. 03Like the Rank?3:12
  4. 04Dear Sgt.2:47
  5. 05Sargent (Sic)1:58
  6. 06Small Home Page, Somebody Home4:07
  7. 07Final Offer, Pts. I to IX9:09
  8. 08Last Name28:00

Formats: vinyl, CD, cassette, digital. Available in: none of them.

Still No / 2006

The difficult second album. It was not difficult.

No / 1998

The debut. One word, forty minutes.

Merch

Display only

Tour Shirt

Not for sale

Black on black. The back lists every counter where the name was spelled.

Runs true to spelling.

“Still No” Vinyl Reissue

Not for sale

180 gram. One pressing, and we kept it.

Add to cart

Tour Laminate

Not for sale

All access. The printer shortened the name. Security now salutes it.

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The Band

Biography

REJECTIØN formed in 1998, the year sergeant.com was registered, and has played the same song ever since. The name on the domain is the family’s actual last name. The mail comes here.

Since 1998 the band has not signed, sold, licensed, parked, flipped, or entertained a serious number. Asked whether the name is a military thing, the current frontman says he holds no rank and answers to it at the pharmacy anyway.

Sergeant
Vocals, everything else. 1998 to present.
The auto-renewal
Drums. Has not missed a date since 1998.
Former members
None.

Guest list

If your last name is Sergeant, you’re on it.

You spell it out loud every day too. Write to domaininfo@sergeant.com and we can talk about an address at sergeant.com.

About five Sergeants have asked since 1998. The line is short.

Write to us