DEFCON NO
Strategic Domain Defense Command // sector: SERGEANT.COM // continuous watch
board green offers inbound

Threat board // inbound acquisition attempts // live

tracks: unsolicited purchase offers interceptor type: NO (unlimited stockpile) ----Z

Readiness condition

DEFCON 5never used
DEFCON 4never used
DEFCON 3never used
DEFCON 2never used
DEFCON 1never used
CONDITION NO

Offers rejected to date

347
counter advances automatically. it only goes up.

Intercept log // teletype

Sale authorization console // dual key // restricted

KEY A // STATION 1
click or press A
Authorize sale of SERGEANT.COM
Procedure requires both keys turned within the same window. Stations are separated on purpose. One mouse will do it, or bring a friend who also wants to waste their afternoon.
Keyboard operators: press A and B, or focus a key and press space.
A turned key springs back after four seconds, per safety regulation 347.
KEY B // STATION 2
click or press B

Sitrep

SERGEANT.COM is a surname. Real people are named Sergeant, they were named that before the internet, and this is where their email lives.

It is not inventory. It is not a brandable asset. It is not the missing piece of your pivot. Every offer to buy it gets the same response, delivered by the automated systems on this board, and the response is no.

You are welcome to watch the board for as long as you like. The outcome does not change with viewing time.

Rules of engagement

ONE. The domain is not for sale.

TWO. The domain will not be for sale later. "Later" has been evaluated. See rule one.

THREE. "Everyone has a price" is not a negotiation. It is a reason to end one.

FOUR. Raising the number re-runs the same procedure with the same result, but faster, because the system has seen your number before.

FIVE. For the record: there are real veterans in the Sergeant family tree. The current registrant is not one of them. He has never served anywhere, and answers to "Sergeant" mainly at the pharmacy. He holds the name, not the rank, and he defends it the way civilians do: by declining, in writing, forever.

The one open channel

Actually named Sergeant? Write to this command about an @sergeant.com email address, and we can talk. That is the entire signal, and it is real.

No rank required. No service record required. The only qualification is the one you already suffer for daily: spelling it out loud on every phone call. S. E. R. G. E. A. N. T. No, not like that. Yes, like the army thing. No, no relation.

Report in: domaininfo@sergeant.com. State your name. We will believe you, because nobody claims this name voluntarily. In twenty-eight years of continuous watch, about five people have. The channel is clear.