No’s Aquarium

the sergeant.com observation tank

Pellets consumed: 347

No

Domainus nonvendibilis

Diet: Offers.
Habitat: sergeant.com, since 1998.
Temperament: Unbothered.
Service record: The family tree holds real veterans. The current keeper of this tank is not one of them. He just answers to Sergeant at the pharmacy and spells the name out loud, letter by letter, to every receptionist in America.

please do not tap the glass

Sergeants’ corner

Actually born a Sergeant? Write to domaininfo@sergeant.com and we can talk. About five people have asked in twenty-eight years, so there is no line.

Everyone else: the domain is a Sergeant and it is not for sale. It was never for sale. No has eaten every offer since 1998, and he is still hungry.

Offers are fed directly to the fish

$ Offer amount in US dollars