| BID (USD) | SIZE | STATUS |
|---|---|---|
| 2,400,000.00 | 1 | REJECTED |
| 975,000.00 | 1 | REJECTED |
| 250,000.00 | 1 | REJECTED |
| 80,000.00 | 1 | REJECTED |
| 5,000.00 | 1 | REJECTED, POLITELY |
| 500.00 | 1 | REJECTED, QUICKLY |
| "EXPOSURE" | 1 | REJECTED, LAUGHED AT |
| Revenuea family's email, working fine | STABLE |
| Cost of goods soldone domain renewal, annually | ONE RENEWAL |
| Operating marginthe margin is peace of mind | WIDE |
| EPSno shares exist to divide by | N/A |
| Unsolicited acquisition interestsee rejected offers counter, which we will not explain | ELEVATED |
| Forward guidancereaffirmed every quarter since 1998 | CONTINUED NO |
Analyst call: there is no call. The analysts are also the shareholders, who are also the family, who are having dinner.
SGTN has been privately held since 1998 and will remain so. Sergeant is the legal surname of the holding family. It is not a brand, not an investment vehicle, and not a defense contractor. There are real veterans in the family tree; the current registrant is not one of them. He just answers to Sergeant at the pharmacy, spells the name out loud, constantly, to receptionists and airlines, and would like to keep the email address that finally matches it.
Non-insiders may also write to that address, but see the Rulebook first. It is short.
Frequently attempted workarounds, all covered by Rule 347: "what would it take," "everyone has a price," "my client prefers to remain anonymous," "final offer," "FINAL offer," and offering less money than the previous person as a negotiating tactic.
Appeals process: there is an inbox, domaininfo@sergeant.com, and there is a counter at the top of this terminal. Appeals increment the counter.
UNUSUAL PERSISTENCE DETECTED.
DESK NOTIFIED.
STILL NO.