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SERGEANT.COM
★ NOT FOR SALE ★

A family name since before the internet. Not for sale since the start of it.

ARROWS / DRAG: MOVE  ·  SPACE / TAP: REJECT

THE STORY SO FAR

A man registered his own name. The offers began. They have never stopped.

Sergeant is a real family surname. This domain carries real email for real people named Sergeant, and it has for decades. It is not parked, it is not forgotten, and it is not an investment looking for an exit. It is a name, doing what names do.

Two clarifications, offered free of charge. First: this family has real veterans in it. The current owner is not one of them; he just spells the name out loud, constantly, at every front desk in America. Second: the domain is not for sale. That part is not a level you can beat.

One thing on this page is real. If your name is actually Sergeant and you want an address at the family domain, write and we can talk. Five players have, in twenty-eight years.

Airbrushed cabinet side art: a fist with a giant red rubber stamp smashing a swarm of envelopes
ORIGINAL CABINET SIDE ART, 1982. ARTIST UNKNOWN. REJECTIONS REAL.

HALL OF REJECTION

All-time standings. The house total below is shared by every machine on this floor.

OFFERS REJECTED: 347

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THE APPRAIS-O-TRON

State your offer. The machine will evaluate it with total fairness and a predetermined outcome.

YOUR OFFER, USD
ODDS OF ACCEPTANCE: 0.000%. ODDS POSTED FOR LEGAL REASONS.

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ENTER YOUR INITIALS.
NOT YOUR OFFER.