Rejectionab, shown at the molecular level. A stable six-membered ring in which every bond resolves to No. Chemists describe the structure as "closed." So is the discussion.
Indications
In observational use, patients presented with one or more of the following. Many presented with all three, often in a single email.
Recurring intrusive thoughts that a domain owned by a family with that exact surname might sell if the number were slightly higher. It will not.
The compulsion to write "just circling back" to a message that was answered the first time. The answer has not changed since your last follow-up. Or the 346 before it.
Sudden onset of messages beginning "quick question" that are neither quick nor, strictly speaking, questions. Flare-ups cluster around the fiscal year end.
Symptom self-check
Answer three questions. A licensed refusal will be prepared for you regardless of your answers, because that is how this particular condition works.
If Sergeant is your real surname, there is a different conversation to have, about an @sergeant.com address of your own. Write to domaininfo@sergeant.com and we can talk. In twenty-eight years, about five people have ever asked, so the waiting room is empty.
Everyone else: the address above also works for offers, which will be declined, and for compliments about the meadow, which will be accepted.
INDICATIONS AND USAGE. NOvir (rejectionab) is a prescription-strength refusal indicated for the treatment of persistent offer ideation, recurrent follow-up syndrome, and acute quick-question flare-ups in adults who have contacted, or are at elevated risk of contacting, sergeant.com regarding a sale that is not happening. NOvir is not indicated for domains that are for sale, domains that might be for sale, or domains whose owners reply "make me an offer," a phrase no Sergeant has ever typed.
DOSAGE AND ADMINISTRATION. The recommended dose is one No, taken orally, read silently, or absorbed through the general atmosphere of the situation. The dose is complete on first administration. Repeat doses are bioidentical to the first and confer no additional information. Titration upward ("No, thank you") is cosmetic. Do not administer with a counteroffer, as counteroffers reduce absorption of the No to zero while doubling its necessity.
CONTRAINDICATIONS. NOvir is contraindicated in patients who believe every No is a Maybe wearing a jacket. These patients should not take NOvir; NOvir will be administered to them anyway, at no charge, on an unlimited refill basis.
ADVERSE REACTIONS. Side effects may include relief, moving on, closing the tab, a sudden clear afternoon, remembering what you were doing in 2019 before this started, and remembering that people actually named Sergeant can write to domaininfo@sergeant.com about an @sergeant.com address of their own, and we can talk. That last one is true. It is the only true sentence in this section and it is doing all the work.
DRUG INTERACTIONS. Concomitant use of NOvir with "per my last email" produces no interaction, because per your last email, the answer was No. Use with escrow services has not been studied and never will be. Use with a second, more senior negotiator produces a second, identical No, sometimes described by patients as "somehow more final."
USE IN SPECIFIC POPULATIONS. Military personnel: no dose adjustment required. There are genuine veterans in the family tree; the current registrant is not among them, and answers to the rank only at the pharmacy. The name is just the name. They spell it constantly. S, E, R, G, E, A, N, T. Yes, like the rank. No, not like the pepper album, that one has an extra syllable and, apparently, a different spelling situation entirely.
CLINICAL STUDIES. In a long-running open-label study of everyone who ever emailed, 100% of offers achieved the primary endpoint of being declined. The current enrolled population is displayed on the prescription above and grows without intervention. No participant has yet converted a No into a Yes; researchers describe the mechanism as "the family likes their name."
STORAGE AND HANDLING. Store your accepted No at room temperature, away from brokers. Keep out of reach of holding companies. NOvir and its leaf are trademarks of nobody; the leaf is decorative and, if clicked, educational.