Tonight only. Also every night.
SERGEANT.COM
The domain you cannot have, presented in stunning detail. Watch as one family continues to own its own last name, live, before your eyes.
Time remaining to buy
Operators standing by
Callers turned away
Don't wait. It won't help, but don't wait.
Our line is open all night for people who did not read the top of the page. Dial now and experience the answer firsthand.
1-800-NOT-4-SALE
Each call personally not answered.
But wait.
BONUS
INSIDE
Decline to act now and we will throw in even more. Press the button to reveal tonight's bonuses, each one somehow worth less than the last.
- Bonus 1: A second no, at no additional cost.
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Are you a Sergeant?
This is the only real offer on this channel. If Sergeant is your last name, the name, not the rank (there are real veterans in the family tree; the current registrant is not one of them, he just answers to Sergeant at the pharmacy), write in and we can talk about an email address at @sergeant.com. About five people have asked in twenty-eight years. The line is short. Yes, still not selling the domain.
ASK ABOUT @SERGEANT.COMWrite to domaininfo@sergeant.com and say who you are. An actual person named Sergeant will read it, probably while spelling something to a utility company.