Room I · Wall Label

sergeant.com

1998. Domain name, DNS on registrar's mount.

Surname, held. Not for sale.

On permanent loan from the Sergeant family, to the Sergeant family. Enquiries regarding acquisition are collected but not considered.

Accession no. 347.001

Audio Guide

Six stops. One exhibit. The tour runs long anyway.

Enter a stop number on the handset, or press the number keys. Headphones are available at the desk and are not necessary; the transcript is provided for visitors who prefer the gallery quiet, which is all of them.

Acoustiguide · Wand 12

Select a stop

Stops 1 through 6

Welcome

Before you begin

You are holding the only audio guide in this building, for the only work in this building. The tour was designed to take eleven minutes. Most visitors finish in four and spend the remaining seven looking at the pedestal, waiting for more exhibit to appear. There is no more exhibit.

Begin at stop one, or do not. The domain will still be here, and still not for sale, in either case.

347

and counting

Visitor Participation

You may tender an offer

The gallery accepts offers the way it accepts umbrellas: politely, at the door, to be retrieved on your way out. Each one is recorded, declined, and preserved. Curatorial review takes place instantly and is never in doubt.